People Call Me
Awesome and I can't get them to stop. It's really rather embarrassing.. #SelfFunded #KhudKhushi
AGL ka Thappa on Me is
I was Born When
My folks decided to expand their Portfolio. #Nov28th
Three things that will find their way with me to a Haunted House are
Sh*t scared of Ghosts! So nothing! I ain't goin.. You can't make me! Unless ofcourse the haunted place is somewhere in Hogswart/Hogsmead. In which case try and stop me! (Ghosts, there, are courteous and frienly.. That's how I like my Ghosts!)
My biggest Accomplishment in Life is
Being Happy. (Interestingly, maintaining 'Happy' status quo is quite the Herculean Task).
The Poison of My Choice is
Stories. I love stories. Telling.. Listening.. the works!
The One Thing I would Change about Me is..
I am without flaws. (Except for a severe case of Delusion).
If I found a working Time Machine..
I would go back to the days when Hitler, Pol Pot etc. were being conceived and knock on that door incessantly. "Stop all this coitus!! You are spawning The Devil!!!", I would yell in their regional language. #GoogleTranslator
If I became Invisible..
"1) I would whisper encouragement in people's ears. 2) I would be a live narrater in certain people's lives. ""..And then he slowly kept the tea cup down and looked around nervously. Then he tip toed out of the room hoping he was day dreaming."""
The Last Line of my Biography would read..
..And now she is DEAD! #AuthoredByCaptainObvious
My favourite Super Power is.
Humor & Sarcasm..
For me AGL is..
what Hogwarts is to Harry Potter. #PotterHead #AGLHead (Umm.. no, not Head of AGL.. Just like it a lot!)